Black Humor
As in "when bad stuff happens "
(Sometimes you just need it)
10. After your shower, you can blow-dry in a breeze.
9. You don't have to shave your legs and underarms anymore.
8. You don't have to touch up your roots anymore.
7. Your mother will finally stop telling you how to wear your hair.
6. There are no more stray hairs in the bathrom rug to get tangled around your toes in the morning.
5. Your worries about dandruff are over.
4. Some of the best-loved figures in history were bald, including Gandhi, Churchill, and the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
3. Your neck will finally look long enough for you to wear those dangley earrings that you love.
2. When you're lying in bed, it's much easier to tell where your head ends and the cat begins.
and the number one reason why it's good to be bald:
1. You can find out once and for all if your ears really are off-center.
Copyright 1990 by Elaine M. Decker
Copyright 1998 by Business Theatre Unlimited
